But as I was perusing the internet this morning I found the following little tidbits, all of which made me guffaw or tsk out loud.
*James Harrison (Steelers linebacker)'s mom is rowdier than her son. Apparently
she kicked the crap out of someone and got arrested.
Perhaps she should join the obviously threadbare offensive line and help protect our tattered and apparently vulnerable QB!!
*Miley Cyrus withdrew her song, The Climb, from Grammy consideration. I'm having a great deal of problems understanding why on earth it was actually being earmarked for a nomination in the first place.
*A 98 year old woman in a nursing home in Massachusetts was indicted on murder charges for strangling her 100 year old roommate. Apparently the centenarian had been "taking over the room".
(You can't make this shit up.)
*The New England Patriots' mascot was arrested in a sex sting.
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are. (But if you're a Steelers fan like myself, it's pretty darn hilarious!)
*Tiger is taking a break from Golf. What happened? Did I miss something? (snark snark!)
*The Duggar family had their 19th child three months early. You know, best wishes to them and everything, but how about you stop having children now? This is like a circus. Are they trying for a football team (offense and defense, apparently!) or what?
Are they Amish?
Stop. Having. Kids.
*What the heck is up with this chick's hair?
Perhaps she is trying out for an 80's hair band?
Aaarrrggh!
*I still have absolutely no desire whatsoever to see 'Avatar'.
Ever.
Never ever.
With cherries on top.
*Al Qaeda apologizes? Read it here, and stare in disbelief and extreme doubt, as I did.
I'm thinkin' no.
CNN's Hero of the Year (2009) was pickpocketed in Manila.
What a world, what a world....
