2) Men in turtlenecks creep me out.
For no reason, I have this revulsion that crawls over me when I see a man wearing a turtleneck. I do not have a clue why. If I were to see, for instance, Johnny Depp, in a turtleneck for anything other than a movie role, my image of him would be totally blown.
Okay, I may make a slight exception for something like this:
I can deal with it on Hugh, I guess. Just once.
But still, Johnny -no.
3) Michael Vick apparently thinks he's going to make $10 million a year or more in the NFL when he gets out of prison. $10 million. Prison. Remind me again why I'm not stealing televisions or evading taxes again? Oh yeah, that's right - I'm a moral, decent, law-abiding citizen.
F**K Michael Vick. I think he ought to be covered in gravy and strung up by his bits and pieces over a pen full of rabid pit bulls. Or not rabid, if it will take longer.
4) Tell me who thought it would be a good idea to schedule LOST opposite American Idol on Wednesdays at 9:00 pm? I am equally as irritated that on the same night - at the SAME TIME, Criminal Minds is on CBS. Bugger! So very rude to have all three shows on at the same time.
Also annoying is the fact that Supernatural is opposite CSI on Thursdays.
I sooooo need a DVR.
5) You know how everyone is always blubbering on and on about how they love nice sunny days? "Oooo, we need a nice sunny day! - Can't wait for a nice sunny day! - We just don't have enough nice sunny days!"
Well, how about some love for the rainy days?
Personally, I am much enamoured of rainy days. I know, I'm a depressing and dark person, the eternal introverted 'leave-me-alone' pessimist, but doesn't a rainy day go with that? I like a day when it pours that nice steady rain all day long. Nothing makes me feel more at ease than rain pattering on the rooftop. Especially when I have nowhere to go.
And yes, I prefer a thunderstorm to a heat-stroke inducing afternoon. So there.
6) You know what I said a moment ago about guys in turtlenecks? Ditto that, a hundred times over, for guys in bike shorts or speedos. No one should EVER have to be witness to that.
PUT. THAT. AWAY.
7) Tell me why I should care that Madonna fell off her horse? Thousands of people do that every day. Jockeys live and breathe tumbles from their mounts. They say her horse was spooked. Well, no sh**, Madonna is pretty scary.
I so don't give a crap about her lack of coordination. Matter of fact, the only news I want to see about Madonna is news that all radio contact was lost with the plane she was traveling in over the Bermuda Triangle. Now that I would be excited to read.
And while we're at it, am I alone in my thoughts that Madonna is one of the homliest and most unattractive people alive? Yikes.
8) What is up with these Somali pirates? In all my years I don't recall there being so much news about pirates. I mean, WTF? Tell me again, what century is this?
And how come they don't look like Capt. Jack Sparrow? Or at least Captain Morgan, right?
9) Bill Murray hit someone in the head with a golf ball during a tee shot. BWaaaahhh! I'm sorry but that's funny.
10) I saw a honeybee yesterday. I know that doesn't sound too exciting, but aren't they supposed to be far and few between? So I guess that's a good thing.
Unless the hubby gets stung, that is. We don't need any more faces swollen up like a pumpkin.
2 comments:
I heard Vick was trying to hook a reality show deal. If anyone does this they need to be beat like he beat his dogs!!!
Don't forget cbs has there shows online where you can watch the full episodes! I do it all the time. There are commercials but not as many.
I do watch LOST on abc.com, so I should do the same with Criminal Minds. But Todd and I both like it, so I guess we'll so what we always have, wait till the season ends and get it from Netflix.
Vick on reality tv? What would the subject be? I can see the title now: Real Dog Killers of Atlanta..
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