Thursday, April 30, 2009

Anticipation...

Well, I've done it.

I've talked the hubby into yet another trip 600 miles south to the Outer Banks!
Yes, I'm crazy, and yes, I'm psyched!!



'Cause this year will be an even more eventful trip, as we've convinced my mom to come along.
She's never been there, and to my knowledge hasn't been to the beach (only Baltimore Harbor and the likes) since I was like, 2.
If I'm wrong, she'll tell me. But I don't think so.

And if you haven't been to the Outer Banks, you haven't seen one of the most unspoiled, naturally beautiful places on earth. Granted, I'm talking about Hatteras Island... cause those of you who've been up north to Nags Head (about 45 miles up north from Avon, where we usually stay) have seen the more commercial side of the Outer Banks. Nice, but we prefer the less crowded southern beaches.

Anyway... I booked a cottage tonight and so we're off, come May 17th. Off season is the BEST time to go (provided you don't have kids in school) because again - less crowded (there have been times we've been down on the beach and there is literally no one else there. Unreal). The best part about going in May (or in the autumn, which we have done - but have also had plans cancelled due to a hurricane, so that can work against you) is you get fantastic off-season prices.

So I can say, with all certaintly, that May is such a fab month. The Kentucky Derby (2 days and counting...), the Preakness Stakes, and VACATION.
I really didn't think we'd be going again this year, but really we can't pass up the major deals. The cottages are marked down (due to the economy I suppose) even lower than usual, the gas prices are half of what they were last year at this time when we went, and we get to show my mom all the sites.
I hope she's as excited as we are. Not about the eleven hour car ride, of course...but everything else!

I know she'll get a kick out of crossing the Bonner Bridge (below) at Oregon Inlet. It connects the lower Outer Banks (Hatteras Island) to the upper part (Bodie Island).... first time I crossed it I nearly held my breath.
It's one of the most dangerous bridges in America. With good reason.






I love the way you just kind of go down the path and hello! Here's the ocean!

So much prettier than the boardwalks that are generally seen at the beach, with sand dragged in to meet the sidewalks and people towel to towel... ugh.
Natural beauty. That's the way to go.





Avon is the star on the map. It's the town the farthest out to sea. You really feel like you are in the ocean, here, folks. No doubt about it. You can feel pretty helpless when you're traveling on a two lane highway and you can see ocean to both your left and your right.

The Outer Banks is the little "tampon string" you see on the map when the weatherman is telling you about all the hurricanes coming out at sea :)




Above is the Avon Fishing Pier.
Fishing is one of the biggest draws of the entire area. The Outer Banks has some of the best fishing on the east coast.
Tuna, mackerel, bluefish, red drum, trout, and flounder are just a few types here.
It's a thrill to watch someone catch something right out of the raging surf. Way cool.



The always lovely - and most recognized - Cape Hatteras Lighthouse.
No matter what, we always go see it several times while there.
At night at the cottage, you can always see the light from the decks.
Helluva nightlight, you know?

Everybody has to have a sticker or license plate or something with the trademark OBX on it.
It's tradition.


Only three weeks to wait.

Hope I can handle it.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Hump Day Hottie - Muy Bueno!

We cross the ocean to Spain for an import of the most beautiful kind...

Enrique Iglesias.



Can I just say scrumptious?



Each week I think I've hit the limit of really sexy guys... then I have some kind of epiphany and remember someone I'd forgotten, which in this case is this 33 year old singer - son of Julio Iglesias (in case you were born under a rock).



He came to mind after watching a guest appearance of his on a repeat of Two and a Half Men.
How random. But in a good way.



He moved to America in 1985 to live with his famous dad.



His own musical career took off in Latin circles well before it hit the mainstream in 1999 with somgs like 'Bailamos' and ''Be With You', and later hit it big with the single 'Hero' in 2001.
He holds a Billboard record for most #1 Spanish language singles on the Hot Latin Tracks chart at 19, and he's sold over 60 million records worldwide.



Come on, no one should have lashes that long. So unfair.



He also had a part in Once Upon a Time in Mexico with two other extremely mouth-watering guys - Antonio Banderas and Johnny Depp. (Tell me again why I don't have that movie in my DVD collection? Note to self....)



Much to the chagrin of both sexes, he has been in a serious relationship (and rumored marriage) to tennis star/pinup Anna Kournikova for over 6 years.




I guess all these photos were taken after 2003, the year he had his trademark mole removed.
That's ok, I like him better without.






Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Hump Day Hottie

Not much to say except:

Sendhil Ramamurthy!!



Star of the hit TV show Heroes, which I do not watch but perhaps I should!









These good looks come from having Indian parents.




Wow.



Both of his parents and his sister are doctors.
Sendhil actually was pre-med in college but discovered acting.








Alas, single women of the world - he is married and has a daughter.



Monday, April 20, 2009

The Bullshit Express

The Bullshit Express (aka my father-in-law from Florida) made an appearance at our lovely abode this weekend and I have several things to call him on - in other words to debunk, deflate, show-up and prove wrong. Because I can. And because I'm easily annoyed, especially when it comes to him.

*Parker Posey is most certainly NOT the daughter of Charlie Chaplin.

*No, I really don't like cooked cabbage, no matter what manner of delectable, savory, enticing preparations you can do to it.

*Vanessa Carlton not only did NOT start rap music, but she can actually sing.

*Meg Ryan was not in the movie 'Michael' with John Travolta. And she did so have an affair with Russell Crowe which basically ended her marriage to Dennis Quaid.

*NASCAR is not a family sport. Guys wreck cars and die. Do you really want your small kids to watch that?

*Seabiscuit defeated War Admiral, not Man O' War. Trust me on that one. Never argue horseracing with me. Ever.

*Tom Cruise's children with Nicole Kidman were so adopted. (besides, how else can you explain his son being black?)

*Men should not wear Jovan Musk. Period.

*Jane Austen and Charlotte Bronte did not write at the same time period. Bronte was born only a year before Austen's death. Try Wikipedia, ok?

*Being the grammar nazi that I am, I have to point out that the Depot in Home Depot is pronounced dee-poh - not depp-oh. Likewise, Paprika has only three syllables, not four. It is NOT pronounced pap-ah-ree-kah, ok?
And while we're on a roll here, there is no such word as ONCED. Or TWICED.

It's not that I don't love my father in law, but I'm just sayin'.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

10 Random Thoughts

1) I love my mute button on my remote. I forgot how much until those stupid Comcast commercials started.

2) Men in turtlenecks creep me out.
For no reason, I have this revulsion that crawls over me when I see a man wearing a turtleneck. I do not have a clue why. If I were to see, for instance, Johnny Depp, in a turtleneck for anything other than a movie role, my image of him would be totally blown.

Okay, I may make a slight exception for something like this:



I can deal with it on Hugh, I guess. Just once.
But still, Johnny -no.

3) Michael Vick apparently thinks he's going to make $10 million a year or more in the NFL when he gets out of prison. $10 million. Prison. Remind me again why I'm not stealing televisions or evading taxes again? Oh yeah, that's right - I'm a moral, decent, law-abiding citizen.
F**K Michael Vick. I think he ought to be covered in gravy and strung up by his bits and pieces over a pen full of rabid pit bulls. Or not rabid, if it will take longer.

4) Tell me who thought it would be a good idea to schedule LOST opposite American Idol on Wednesdays at 9:00 pm? I am equally as irritated that on the same night - at the SAME TIME, Criminal Minds is on CBS. Bugger! So very rude to have all three shows on at the same time.
Also annoying is the fact that Supernatural is opposite CSI on Thursdays.
I sooooo need a DVR.

5) You know how everyone is always blubbering on and on about how they love nice sunny days? "Oooo, we need a nice sunny day! - Can't wait for a nice sunny day! - We just don't have enough nice sunny days!"
Well, how about some love for the rainy days?
Personally, I am much enamoured of rainy days. I know, I'm a depressing and dark person, the eternal introverted 'leave-me-alone' pessimist, but doesn't a rainy day go with that? I like a day when it pours that nice steady rain all day long. Nothing makes me feel more at ease than rain pattering on the rooftop. Especially when I have nowhere to go.
And yes, I prefer a thunderstorm to a heat-stroke inducing afternoon. So there.

6) You know what I said a moment ago about guys in turtlenecks? Ditto that, a hundred times over, for guys in bike shorts or speedos. No one should EVER have to be witness to that.
PUT. THAT. AWAY.

7) Tell me why I should care that Madonna fell off her horse? Thousands of people do that every day. Jockeys live and breathe tumbles from their mounts. They say her horse was spooked. Well, no sh**, Madonna is pretty scary.
I so don't give a crap about her lack of coordination. Matter of fact, the only news I want to see about Madonna is news that all radio contact was lost with the plane she was traveling in over the Bermuda Triangle. Now that I would be excited to read.
And while we're at it, am I alone in my thoughts that Madonna is one of the homliest and most unattractive people alive? Yikes.

8) What is up with these Somali pirates? In all my years I don't recall there being so much news about pirates. I mean, WTF? Tell me again, what century is this?
And how come they don't look like Capt. Jack Sparrow? Or at least Captain Morgan, right?

9) Bill Murray hit someone in the head with a golf ball during a tee shot. BWaaaahhh! I'm sorry but that's funny.

10) I saw a honeybee yesterday. I know that doesn't sound too exciting, but aren't they supposed to be far and few between? So I guess that's a good thing.
Unless the hubby gets stung, that is. We don't need any more faces swollen up like a pumpkin.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

You've simply GOT to hear this.

This is Susan Boyle, a contestant on 'Britian's Got Talent', a show very similar to American Idol - complete with Simon Cowell as one of the judges.

Simon is his usual snarky self here, but he can, occassionally, be surprised.



This clip is circling the internet like a mad dingo to a baby, but if you haven't already seen it, you simply MUST click on this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luRmM1J1sfg

Seriously. Don't wait.

Hump Day Hottie: Hugh know it!

Don't know how I haven't put this guy up before now.
Holy crap.

Australian actor Hugh Jackman is all kinds of hot.
Especially here:



Now that is some serious, serious sexiness right there, folks.
Sorry to gush.


Everyone knows I like a good-looking dude on a bike:



I think I much prefer the long hair look on him:



But the short hair has its pros as well:



Striking his best brooding, Johnny Depp-esque look:





More hotness:

Golly Gee seems a stupid thing to say, but man...I'm speechless.




He was voted People mag's Sexiest Man Alive for 2008.
Fittingly, I'd say.



And he reeks talent, as well as looks.

He is a star of stage, theater, film, and tv - and hosted the Oscars this year.

He's won a Tony and an Emmy, among his many other accolades.

Currently he is starring in X-Men Origins: Wolverine




Alas, he has been married for over twelve years.
Oh well. So have I...longer even.




He gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this year.

For more on the disgustingly attractive Jackson:


Thursday, April 9, 2009

Idle Idol Thoughts

Last year I was way ahead of the game, as far as posting about American Idol.





I made my prediction way back when the top twelve started performing. And I do believe I had actually made my pick well before that, as a matter of fact when they were holding auditions I saw this 'David Cook' dude who I really liked...

And Cook was my predicted winner the whole way through the season - he just kept getting better and better each week.

Congrats, by the way, to DC for going platinum in the first few months of his debut release.




Anyway, Season 8 is upon us, well pretty involved- actually...

And again I must say I have picked a favorite. Though this year I am torn a bit more than last year. But in the end, I must give my props to Adam Lambert. He is truly the most naturally talented singer in the competition (and perhaps in eight seasons you would be hard pressed to find a more gifted singer)...




He has an absolutely ungodly range. Always in tune no matter how low or how high he is singing. It's amazing to watch the control he has over his voice. Really impressive.

A few weeks ago he tamed down his typical theatrics (which he gets naturally, being a stage performer in the touring production of Wicked) and went for broke, singing Smokey Robinson's 'Tracks of my Tears' - it was a class act and even Smokey himself gave him a standing O.


And he looked like this for that performance. A complete 180 to his usual look.

Adam generally has a flamboyant, dramatic look - glam rock if you will. He is emo to the 'nth degree, with a Pete Wentz/Dave Navarro look, complete with gothy black hair, eyeliner, nails - you name it.
But as much as he emotes the goth look, you can see under it. He has the best eyes in the business and his smile lights up a room.
So yes, I guess I have a bit of a crush... his looks are nice, but his singing is top notch.


Wearing his Mr. T starter kit.

This past week he sang "Mad World" (a song originally recorded by Tears for Fears in the 80's but later reimagined by Gary Jules and made famous in the movie Donnie Darko..) Adam did the Jules version and though you thought you'd never see it, Simon Cowell gave him a standing ovation at the end of the performance (the audience soon followed). It was a heart-wrenching, totally honest and most of all controlled performance. A tour de force which just makes me reiterate the fact that it is obvious (after giving him the prime 'last to perform' spot on tuesday) that the judges are behind this dude 100%.




I still have no real idea how they would market a record from this guy though...


But let's consider Adam's main competition.

I would certainly say Danny Gokey is his main rival, and I still feel it will be a Danny/Adam Season 8 finale.



Danny's story was told a thousand times during auditions, Hollywood week, and the run into the top 12 (or 13 as the case was this year). He lost his wife to heart disease just months before he auditioned, so he really had the pity vote and the sympathy of the American public going into the start of Season 8. To top that off, he seems like a genuinely nice guy. He has a really likable voice as well - a bit of Bryan Adams raspiness gives him an edge and different sound that has held up fairly well so far. Both the hubby and I like Danny alot, and would be happy if he were to pull off the win against Adam.


Kris Allen-




- is the dark horse of this competition, and he has been a bit of a rising star as of late. He's been fairly consistent (save his performance this past week of a crappy version of Don Henley's classic 'All she wants to do is dance') with his shining moment a few weeks ago singing a stripped down, fantastic rendition of Ain't No Sunshine. Awesome.
Kris also has his good looks going for him, and his friendly personality always seems to shine through.
At first, I didn't want to like this guy, with no excuse other than he just seemed too nice.
But he may have the most marketable voice in the whole she-bang this year. A bit John Mayer, a bit Jason Mraz... good stuff.
Seriously, I'm likin' this dude more every week, if I do say so.


Alison Ireheta -





-who at 16, is a mere babe in the woods. I was already married like, 2 or 3 years when she was born!! But she's really blessed with natural singing ability, and I could totally hear her fronting a band - think Paramore or No Doubt - easily. She could also go the Kelly Clarkson route, she's got the chutzpah to go completely on her own.
I really don't think she's had a bad week. She is consistent, and despite her young age, seems like an old pro on the stage, always picking songs she can use to her advantage to show off her fabulous voice and quirky personality.
No matter how far she gets here, she has a future in the music biz. Remember her name, people, I'm telling you.


A round up of the other three contestants that are left leaves us Matt Giraud -


- a bluesy, soulful dude who the judges keep saying reminds them of Justin Timberlake... I don't know about that, cause I'm not really a fan of JT. But I loved his take on 'Georgia' during Hollywood week. He worked as a dueling piano player prior to Idol, so he really does have major skills.
But he seems to have some issues regarding song choice. Matt flip-flops between good and bad each week. He's had a few crappy weeks, and has been in and out of the bottom 3 a few times now. Don't think he has the goods to go all the way.

Ditto that for Anoop Desai.


Love love love this guy's voice. Like Randy Jackson says, he has 'mad vocals'... but he seems to be a one-trick pony and if he isn't singing a ballad, he's struggling. He's so very likeable though-he has such a crisp, natural flow to his voice that if he put out a whole record of slow & easy tunes I just might think about buying it. But he is simply not in the same class as Danny and in particular Adam.


Poor Lil Rounds.


She got major, major hype during the pre-season. She and her family had survived a tornado that destroyed their home and they have been through alot. She had the judges behind her a hundred percent going into the final rounds. However... this girl can't pick an appropriate song if her life depended on it. Where on earth are the people who are supposed to be helping these contestants do the right thing? The way she's butchered her last several performances (in particular this past week's Tina Turner karaoke performance - UGH!), she's really walking a tightrope and more than likely unless she pulls a magic rabbit out of her hat, she is going bye bye, soon.


And this past week we said goodbye to Scott MacIntyre.


Scott was a fantastic talent, with a very nice voice and major piano skills. His main claim to fame was the fact that he is the first handicapped Idol contestant. Which should really mean nothing as far as singing goes, but hey, the guy's been blind since birth. Major kudos to Scott for getting up there every week and doing his thing. He just wasn't versatile enough to hang with the big dogs. But hey, he (and the rest of the final ten) gets to do the tour, so perhaps he can continue his fifteen minutes of fame at least throughout the fall. I read somewhere that he has tons of songs (music and lyrics) already composed and waiting to go.... So if anyone is looking for the next Barry Manilow-slash-Billy Joel-slash-Donny Osmond type of performer, Scott's your guy.
Course he'd be equally at home being a wedding singer, I fear.
But we loved ya, Scott.


SO after all is said and done, I've really gotta sit in Adam's corner, as he hasn't had a mistep yet as far as song choice, and seems to be the most intelligent and saavy of the contestants, knowing where his strengths lie, picking likeable songs and changing them up to his style, and working the crowd with unmitigated ease. Charm and charisma just flow outta this dude, and I don't know if even Danny has enough to overcome it.
(And of course Adam's looks have alot to do with it too, sad but true. How else do we explain Megan Joy Corkery lasting so long???)
Go Adam.

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