who the hell?

OK!
I'm DAMN sick of seeing these two nobodies on all the magazines in the Wal-Mart checkout line. Who the hell are they and what do they do?

I was able to find out their names: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. But what do they do and why are they on the cover of US Weekly? I don't even know them but already I don't like them. Why?

I decided to investigate and have discovered they are on "The Hills", which is some kind of MTV reality show (figures!) -sorta like 90210 for the younger (and more gullible) generation. I remember when MTV showed MUSIC videos! Am I showing my age or what?

After using wikipedia to search about this dumb-ass piece of entertainment, I also find that there are all sorts of rumors and speculation that 'The Hills' is all just a bunch of fake hooey. That it is a scripted show and they are all "acting". It's not "real-life"!

I, for one, could really care less. They just don't seem important enough to garner attention away from Angelina's pregnancy or even Britney Spears's various woes.
Don't get me wrong, I don't care about those people either, but at lease they have actually done something to become famous (or infamous, in Britney's case).
These two buttheads above are kind of along the lines of Paris Hilton, but maybe even less interesting than her if that is possible.

Anyway, so now I know. And unfortunately, so do you.