Tuesday, April 1, 2008

A bit of pop culture.

I guess I do feel a bit bad for Sarah Jessica Parker. Recently she was at the top of a list that Maxim magazine compiled of the Ugliest Women. I mean, how rude is that? I'm sure she's a lovely person (at least on the inside, despite rumors to the contrary) and I think Maxim is full of crap for having that list in the first place.
A list of beautiful women is one thing, but why single women out as ugly?
However.

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SJP is not overly attractive, to be sure. I've always kinda wondered why people find her so sexy. I actually always thought she'd be perfect in a remake of The Wizard of Oz. I'll let you guess which character.

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Sorry, Sarah. Don't worry, I'm not beautiful either! We all can't look like Halle Berry!

Maxim compared her to a horse - in particular a few of my favorite horses - Barbaro and Secretariat. What up? I take serious offense to them comparing her to a couple of the most strikingly handsome equines of the last 50 years.

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Barbaro

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Secretariat

I'm not likin' that correlation at all. You know how I feel about my horses!

But honestly....
I think Maxim would have been better off picking someone else. I don't think SJP is the ugliest just cause she has a long face and 'witchy' look.
I think Britney Spears (who was a bit further down on the list) looks MUCH worse than SJP.

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I mean, at least SJP always looks put together, is respected, a decent actress, and to my knowledge hasn't done any of the following: run anyone's feet over, hung out barefoot at a gas station, cried on the curb, shaved her head, hit paparazzi with an umbrella, drove a car with her kids on her lap, forgotten her underwear, had a drunken marriage in Vegas, or barricaded herself and her child in her house illegally.

And if we're simply going on looks - I submit this for your consideration:

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Seriously! Just
what the hell was Antonio Banderas thinking?????

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