Not clinically, just in a matter of speaking.
Recently, I finished reading the entire Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer and by jove, I think it is my favorite thing that I have read in YEARS. And that should not be taken lightly, as you can observe how many books I truly do have my the following pictures:
(note all the Stephen King...so proud)
my ridiculously overcrowded den bookshelves..
I even have books in my kitchen (cookbooks of course!)
It's awesome!
A closer look at my windowseat shelves.
So now you know I live a life of anarchy.
So now you know I live a life of anarchy.
Books are my obsession, and the Twilight series really did it for me.
The Twilight series on my bookshelf...
One day, I was meandering through Borders - as I tend to do for long periods of time - and noticed the paperback version of 'Twilight' and thought: 'Wonder what the hell all the hype with these books is about?'
So, being the pop culture freak I can be, I bought it. Thought I'd 'check it out'.
Later the same day, while perusing the bookshelves at Sam's Club, I picked up 'New Moon' and thought: 'Well, I hope the first one is good, cause I'm getting the second one as well'...
You know what? I couldn't put it down. After I think, the fourth chapter of Twilight, I went online and ordered 'Eclipse' and 'Breaking Dawn' immediately. I didn't want to have to wait to read them. How nutty is that?
So, being the pop culture freak I can be, I bought it. Thought I'd 'check it out'.
Later the same day, while perusing the bookshelves at Sam's Club, I picked up 'New Moon' and thought: 'Well, I hope the first one is good, cause I'm getting the second one as well'...
You know what? I couldn't put it down. After I think, the fourth chapter of Twilight, I went online and ordered 'Eclipse' and 'Breaking Dawn' immediately. I didn't want to have to wait to read them. How nutty is that?
I finished Twilight in one day, and started New Moon directly after. With work getting in my way, it took a bit longer to finish (3 days) - and by then (with the glory of being an Amazon Prime member and having free two day shipping!) I had the other two and devoured them as well. I think it took me 8 or 9 days to finish all of them.
I feel so incredibly bad for the poor young girls that had to wait for each book to come out. One a year - what torture!!!
Twilight (in case you are actually a childless adult and/or living under a rock for the last 4 years) is the story of Edward and Bella.
Twilight (in case you are actually a childless adult and/or living under a rock for the last 4 years) is the story of Edward and Bella.
Bella Swan is a normal, clumsy, but somewhat ordinary 17 year old senior adjusting to a new life in Forks, Washington. She moved there to live with her father because her mother has recently re-married a minor league baseball player and she wants to travel with him.
So Bella is trying to fit in at the local high school, where she quickly meets some new friends and has the attention of a few boys as well.
She then meets Edward Cullen, a fellow senior who is just different enough to draw attention to himself.
He is, in fact, a vampire - and lives in town with his extended family. They are not your traditional bloodsucking killer vamps. They are basically 'vegetarian' vampires - they choose not to kill humans, and exist off the blood of the animals they hunt.
It makes for a very interesting concept.
So Bella is trying to fit in at the local high school, where she quickly meets some new friends and has the attention of a few boys as well.
She then meets Edward Cullen, a fellow senior who is just different enough to draw attention to himself.
He is, in fact, a vampire - and lives in town with his extended family. They are not your traditional bloodsucking killer vamps. They are basically 'vegetarian' vampires - they choose not to kill humans, and exist off the blood of the animals they hunt.
It makes for a very interesting concept.
Edward has an immediate reaction to Bella. She believes he dislikes her for some reason, but he is struggling with the fact that her blood smells so unbelievably good to him (better than anyone he's ever met) that it is difficult for him not to just kill her right there.
Fortunately, he does not. He purposely develops a slow tolerance to Bella, and they find themselves falling in love.
To go beyond what I have mentioned would spoil the fun of reading these popular stories.
Suffice it to say that Bella and Edward attempt to fit into each other's worlds - sometimes dangerously, sometimes quite erotically. Granted, there is no sex (in book one), which makes teenage parents happy I'm sure. And any future sexual content in the remaining books is tactful, needed, and helps the story to be more realistic.
Still, I don't think kids under 15 should be reading this. I am sure they are - but I say I just don't think they should.
Fortunately, he does not. He purposely develops a slow tolerance to Bella, and they find themselves falling in love.
To go beyond what I have mentioned would spoil the fun of reading these popular stories.
Suffice it to say that Bella and Edward attempt to fit into each other's worlds - sometimes dangerously, sometimes quite erotically. Granted, there is no sex (in book one), which makes teenage parents happy I'm sure. And any future sexual content in the remaining books is tactful, needed, and helps the story to be more realistic.
Still, I don't think kids under 15 should be reading this. I am sure they are - but I say I just don't think they should.
Twilight made me feel like I was back in high school, struggling with all the angst and anxiety that befalls teenagers. But hey, where was Edward Cullen when I was in school? I would have been all about that! Vampires? Whoo-hoo! Especially extra-nice ones.
The first book is already made into a movie that releases this November.
My cousin Nickie has just started the books and loves them as well, so she has agreed to go see the film with me. I just hope we can find a day to go when all the teenagers are in school... It's not that I'm embarrassed for liking the books or seeing the movie, I can't stand to listen a bunch of swooning girls chatting and playing with their cell phones all through the movie....
My cousin Nickie has just started the books and loves them as well, so she has agreed to go see the film with me. I just hope we can find a day to go when all the teenagers are in school... It's not that I'm embarrassed for liking the books or seeing the movie, I can't stand to listen a bunch of swooning girls chatting and playing with their cell phones all through the movie....