Hump Day Hottie : Travis Fimmel

Hottie lovers rejoice, I give you: pretty boy Travis Fimmel



.....who never seems to wear any clothes, and it is exceedingly hard to find pics of him wearing much more than his six pack abs. Whew.



Actually, he does do more than look pretty.



Though he was a model (and yes, a lot of underwear).... he acted in a few movies (One of which, "Restraint", also stars Stephen Moyer of True Blood fame) and was also Patrick Swayze's last co-star when he worked with him in the recent A & E television show "The Beast".



As Randy Jackson would say, Folks, we've got a hot one tonight.

Because I don't have kids....

Since I don't have kids to plaster photos of all over my blog, I give you...
Oliver.

Hump Day Hottie: Timothy Olyphant

Today's Hump Day Hottie is the charismatic and sexy Timothy Olyphant.



Currently starring in the critically acclaimed FX television show, Justified, Olyphant has always had a knack of bringing charm and personality to all his roles. Justified is no different folks, and I think it's his best role to date.




Above, in last year's thriller, A Perfect Getaway.
Dude still looks pretty hot for 41.




Even bald (for his role in 2007's Hitman) he still looks attractive, and not many can say that. I have heard a sequel is in the works.




Again, in A Perfect Getaway.
He also starred in this year's The Crazies - a remake of a George Romero film that comes out on DVD on June 29th, I believe.




Do I really need to say any more?

The resurrection of the Hump Day Hottie.

Following an explosion of fine-looking fellows I've recently noticed here and there on tv, movies, and on the internet...I am breathing new life into the Hump Day Hottie feature here at The Smug Pessimist.
Because we're never too old - or too married! - to enjoy some delectable dishes of delightfully dreamy dudes. Forgive me that, I've been reading my thesaurus too often;)

First up, someone I never would have thought of as anything more than simply cute.
When I first saw Dawn of the Dead back in 2004, Kevin Zegers played an attractive young security guard and looked like this:

He'd have been around oh I don't know, 17 or 18...

Yeah, well flash forward to present day.
The dude is 25 now, and looks a little bit different.
I feel almost "cougar-ish" even mentioning this, but hot damn does he look good now!
I mean... check this out.



Holy wow-ness!

Kevin is a Canadian actor and model (natch!) who has been in several movie projects including many random horror films, such as Wrong Turn, last year's Frozen, and the aforementioned Dawn of the Dead remake.
And this year he plays Clyde Barrow in an upcoming biographical film about Bonnie & Clyde.

So he goes from this:



To this:



And this:



And in my favorite, uber-emo shot:



(Looks like he's auditioning to be the next lead singer in Green Day...)

Next week: Timothy Olyphant....and yes, it's justified.